Well, yeah!

Also! Congrats to `DEVlANT for seniority and the Deviousness award!!!


I joined this new project called #deviant365. The point is to perform a task for each day of the year! Today's was welcoming three new people to the site. I'd say mission accomplished!

You should join too!

My awesome dad got me a Nikon D3000 for Christmas, and it was 500 bucks. Which is a lot for a beginning photographer like myself, but hey! I'll take it.


*amimeerocks won the contest, and I was giving him the sub when I realized I was logged on as *PhotoPhenom rather than =dbestarchitect! So I kick-started my account here with a sub.




If anyone knows how to fix this dumb CSS, let me know.

Go check out #CH-WAS's countdown widget to see how you can win a 3-month dA subscription!

Ho! Ho! Ho! Got three bitches on my chimney,
Who said that Christmas was about being sin-free?
I'm deckin' your halls when you beckon and call,
I'll threaten you all, one kick is wreckin your balls
Or is it jingle your bells? Now they tingle like hell,
When I'm stingin' you well, you want snow? Ask Kris Kringle to sell!
AKA Santa Claus, AKA Father Christmas,
But you can call him Daddy when he's lying with your mistress,
He don't need the mistle-toe, he just whistle for a ho,
Mess around and you'll see your blood glisten on the snow,
My homie Santa's a blood, rockin out in the red suit,
So all you Crips are getting this year is some dead fruit,
When my clip is emptying it goes a rum-pa-pum-pum,
Like the little drummer boy, now your life is done-son,
Lords are leapin' when they see my five fly gold ring-rings,
This bling-bling's got eight maids milking my thing-thing,
So step off if you think you got the power to beef,
Fuck with me and you'll be wishing for your two front teeth....

Got twelve more merry days to put these hos to bed,
I gave Rudolph PCP and his nose was red,
When I jump down your hearth it'll be a shocking thriller
When I pull down my pants to show you a stocking filler,
The carolers are freestylin to some butt-smacking beats
And your girl just found out about the nut-cracker - SUITE!
I'm hiding in your garden in the snow where the thistle grows,
And when the whistle blows I'm-a shoot you with my missile-toes,
So don't be leaving me no milk and cookies this year
Beneath your mantelpiece I want hookers and beer.....

Courtesy of ~amimeerocks!

Ho! Ho! Ho! Got three bitches on my chimney,
Who said that Christmas was about being sin-free?
I'm deckin' your halls when you beckon and call,
I'll threaten you all, one kick is wreckin your balls
Or is it jingle your bells? Now they tingle like hell,
When I'm stingin' you well, you want snow? Ask Kris Kringle to sell!
AKA Santa Claus, AKA Father Christmas,
But you can call him Daddy when he's lying with your mistress,
He don't need the mistle-toe, he just whistle for a ho,
Mess around and you'll see your blood glisten on the snow,
My homie Santa's a Blood, rockin out in the red suit,
So all you Crips are getting this year is some dead fruit,
When my clip is emptying it goes a rum-pa-pum-pum,
Like the little drummer boy, now your life is done-son,
Lords are leapin' when they see my five fly gold ring-rings,
This bling-bling's got eight maids milking my thing-thing,
So step off if you think you got the power to beef,
Fuck with me and you'll be wishing for your two front teeth....

If anyone knows the author or has a link to a YouTube video of this, I want it.


Say what you want, but this really bugs me:



The title of the emote says "Santa Clause" when everyone knows that it's Santa CLAUS, and that a clause is something different, as ironically stated in the movie The Santa Clause.

DON'T JUDGE ME.